Ashes On The Road

my-name-is-hilarious:

theoriginalyahoostaff:

my-name-is-hilarious:

theoriginalyahoostaff:

my-name-is-hilarious:

what the fuck is wrong with you all idk how this happened

do i have an army

can i be in ur army

this pleases me

of course it does

lets face it

im sexy and sassy

we’re like perfect for each other 

am i in a relationship

pocketjawa:

herondale-angelchild:

the-vashta-nerada:

easy-with-eyes-cl0sed:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny

the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car

Omg. Stop picking up pennies.

but what if it’s lucky

its not lucky

What was THE worst time???

(via attack-the-mayor-with-humus)

Dean Winchester logic > everything else 

(Source: whodancy, via attack-the-mayor-with-humus)

captainswan-17:

squidkitten:

when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide

fuck yes

and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS

(via funnybro)

Reblog this if you’re older than Google.

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

(Source: beautiful-br0ken-b0nes, via slipknot555)

do you ever just wanna kinda pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life thousands of miles away because i think i would love to do that wow

(Source: rodneykong, via she--aint--worth--saving)

(Source: letoverse, via thiscinderellawearschucktaylors)

textpoops:

foreveralone-lyguy:

hitlervevo:

im like 500% sure that those yahoo people are going to get on tumblr and read posts about people shipping clothes and obama fanfiction and bad puns and get convinced that we are meth addicts and are gonna call the police

how the hell do you ship clothes

You put them in a box, put someone’s address on the box, and take the box to the post office

(via she--aint--worth--saving)