what the fuck is wrong with you all idk how this happened
do i have an army
can i be in ur army
this pleases me
of course it does
lets face it
im sexy and sassy
we’re like perfect for each other
am i in a relationship
one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny
the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car
Omg. Stop picking up pennies.
but what if it’s lucky
its not lucky
What was THE worst time???
Dean Winchester logic > everything else
when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide
and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
do you ever just wanna kinda pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life thousands of miles away because i think i would love to do that wow
im like 500% sure that those yahoo people are going to get on tumblr and read posts about people shipping clothes and obama fanfiction and bad puns and get convinced that we are meth addicts and are gonna call the police
how the hell do you ship clothes
You put them in a box, put someone’s address on the box, and take the box to the post office